Thursday, February 17, 2011

Learning Croatian

Dave told me this story when he got home today from buying something for our apartment. 

The scene - Dave is at an electronics store "talking" with a Customer Service person about the item he wanted to purchase:

Customer Service Guy:  Speaking Croatian with Dave...

Dave:  ne razumijem hrvatski  (I don't understand Croatian)

Customer Service Guy:  Speaking again in Croatian...in more full sentences

Dave:  uh...ne razumijem hrvatski.  Govorite engleski?  (I don't understand Croatian.  Do you speak English?)

Customer Service Guy:  Ne. (no)  Ugh...Hrvatski, Hrvatski, Hrvatski 

Dave:  Sorry (in Croatian accent, which is an acceptable word for "sorry" here)...

Customer Service Guy:  Speaking Croatian but this time motioned for Dave to follow him.  

He then brought Dave to the check-out line and helped him make the purchase.  Then he walked with Dave outside of the store, looked at him and said, "Where is your car?"  

Dave:  Oh!  So you do speak English. 

Customer Service Guy:  Not so bad.  

Dave:  Well, I'm going to start learning at the Croaticum in one week!

Customer Service Guy:  Learning what...?

Dave:  Croatian, of course!

Customer Service Guy:  Oh, Croatian!  That is good!

2 comments:

Alisia said...

hilareous!

Outsource Call Center said...

Lol! what a cool experience, Anyway, learning different language sometimes can help you, but it is more better to use the language that you both the same know. Thanks for sharing.

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